Nerf wars, Vacation, Girls and.. stuff

((typed by mom, orange is mom clarifying his insanity))

I escaped from the girls because I had to hide behind... ummm.. the gate next door. But one girl.. um.. caught me, but I still got away. She said it's like football, but I still got away. There was this girl named "L", she was fast.. but I still won. Annndddd... it was "A's" girls, she had a sleep over. (regarding a slumber party he checked out for the sister of his friend, and the girls were teasing him. I think they chased him outside or something.

Oh, and lastnight, we kept ringing the doorbell. Mmmm. We had Nerf guns. That's all. (We were at my sister's house yesterday and he played with another little boy there. They ran around the house shooting each other, then would ring the doorbell and shoot anyone that answered. We're not too bright :)

About Army, uh.. I have 5 troops. I sent one, the bad guys are Big A, H and this other one kid I don't know. They have paintballs. We have a secret passageway that we take. My friends are named G, W, A, E and kind of A but sometimes she doesn't help. We send the troops to see what they're doing and see how much troops we're gonna need for this job. That's how good we are. That's all. (The older kids that play paintball in the woods, and they like to go and spy on them. Until I demand that they come inside before the older kids find it amusing to shoot the younger ones. Sheesh.)

My Nerf guns are amazing. I have 2 machine guns, 2.. um... little guns that shoot 1.. and I got 2... 2... hmmmm... kind of the same but you pull back and then you fire and it shoots 10 of them out. And my troops, I send em' out to shoot em' and they say 'FREEZE!'. And that's all. Actually, sometimes, they actually have handcuffs cuz the parents let them buy handcuffs and they arrested them, and wrapped them around the tree. (the child can exaggerate the truth :)) And that's all.

Uhhh.. in Las Vegas my dad shoved me off (big huge lie) of the tallest tower where rides are and I was beating (his heart) so fast that I couldn't stand it. That's how scared I was because I don't like looking off edges. My dad was scared on the plane, I was braver than my dad. We rented a car, I was filled with packages all around me when it was the first day. When it was night we rented a hotel and we put all our stuff there and I said, "Finally, I get some air!" (regarding shoving 7 people and all their luggage into a rental van). Um, when it's in the middle and when we get off almost, we get to have snacks. I like the cheese sticks that have dippin' cheeses. (that's regarding the snacks on Southwest). They are 100 calorieums (calories, he's talking about those 100 calorie granola bars).