The Mind of a Crazy Monkey Boy

Sledding with E

2007-01-21T17:10:00.001-08:00

Landspeeder Sled

2007-01-21T17:00:00.001-08:00

Sledding today in the snow.

Landspeeder crash :)

2007-01-21T14:39:00.001-08:00

Lightsaber Battle

2007-01-19T18:13:00.001-08:00

Beating my dad. I am Darth Vader.

Silly Monkey Boy

2007-01-16T00:33:00.001-08:00

My milk fell on accident

- Monkey Boy

Also..

2007-01-15T22:21:00.000-08:00

a cropped mix of him dancing with his little buddy. These two are so silly. We were running errands one day back in October, and I was playing with the new video camera. When I told Monkey I was cropping the videos, he demanded they be put on HISSSS blog :)

You can view it here. Sorry if it's long. Don't hafta watch it :)

Monkey Insanity

2007-01-15T20:34:00.000-08:00

I, of course, can't get youtube to post here.. either. WHATever. So, Monkey made a video. His comments:

My bottle of milk accidentally fell. That's all.

Click HERE to view his masterpiece :) Luckily the lid was on it, or you would have also seen me BEATING him.. as I do my dog :)

Monkey on HEROES

2007-01-08T20:13:00.000-08:00

Typed by mom, no translations cuz yer all nags :) Well, excpet for Patricia. Sorry Patricia, you rock :)

What I think is the man's the bomb, Sylar. Which is pretty bad. And they say how can a man blow up the world, which really freaks me out. And I mean the whole entire world, man. Crazy crazy crazy. So crazy. Cheerleader is lucky that she lived. My mom thinks that when Sylar was fighting off that building at the school, or something, ..um.. uh.. half of cheerleader's power went to Sylar and it caused him not to die. Neither one of them died. Ohhh. Then. Blu looks like the curly guy and the President. Umm. The boss, I think that the cheerleader's power that the person who got pushed off the edge.. him.. I think he's gonna die. And that's how the bomb prolly caused to blow up, cuz he stopped breathing when the President said, "Hey Hey Hey can you breathe". The President was trying to pick him up, and he couldn't hear him because he was deaf and he had 2 sorts of problems; he was deaf, and he couldn't breathe. Um, she thought that she could kill Sylar but it didn't happen, no man. All he did was like fast motion (insert jumping around and guns and acting here) through the glass splat red all over the place. My mom didn't like that part. The son broke his arm or something and there is something wrong with his leg, I don't know why she threw the kid. Why didn't the original girl shoot the bad girl. She should have took the gun (insert acting here) turned it around and shot her. (explained she is the same person..) Oh. And that's all.

Nerf wars, Vacation, Girls and.. stuff

2007-01-07T20:59:00.000-08:00

((typed by mom, orange is mom clarifying his insanity))

I escaped from the girls because I had to hide behind... ummm.. the gate next door. But one girl.. um.. caught me, but I still got away. She said it's like football, but I still got away. There was this girl named "L", she was fast.. but I still won. Annndddd... it was "A's" girls, she had a sleep over. (regarding a slumber party he checked out for the sister of his friend, and the girls were teasing him. I think they chased him outside or something.

Oh, and lastnight, we kept ringing the doorbell. Mmmm. We had Nerf guns. That's all. (We were at my sister's house yesterday and he played with another little boy there. They ran around the house shooting each other, then would ring the doorbell and shoot anyone that answered. We're not too bright :)

About Army, uh.. I have 5 troops. I sent one, the bad guys are Big A, H and this other one kid I don't know. They have paintballs. We have a secret passageway that we take. My friends are named G, W, A, E and kind of A but sometimes she doesn't help. We send the troops to see what they're doing and see how much troops we're gonna need for this job. That's how good we are. That's all. (The older kids that play paintball in the woods, and they like to go and spy on them. Until I demand that they come inside before the older kids find it amusing to shoot the younger ones. Sheesh.)

My Nerf guns are amazing. I have 2 machine guns, 2.. um... little guns that shoot 1.. and I got 2... 2... hmmmm... kind of the same but you pull back and then you fire and it shoots 10 of them out. And my troops, I send em' out to shoot em' and they say 'FREEZE!'. And that's all. Actually, sometimes, they actually have handcuffs cuz the parents let them buy handcuffs and they arrested them, and wrapped them around the tree. (the child can exaggerate the truth :)) And that's all.

Uhhh.. in Las Vegas my dad shoved me off (big huge lie) of the tallest tower where rides are and I was beating (his heart) so fast that I couldn't stand it. That's how scared I was because I don't like looking off edges. My dad was scared on the plane, I was braver than my dad. We rented a car, I was filled with packages all around me when it was the first day. When it was night we rented a hotel and we put all our stuff there and I said, "Finally, I get some air!" (regarding shoving 7 people and all their luggage into a rental van). Um, when it's in the middle and when we get off almost, we get to have snacks. I like the cheese sticks that have dippin' cheeses. (that's regarding the snacks on Southwest). They are 100 calorieums (calories, he's talking about those 100 calorie granola bars).

One of my Christmas presents..

2006-12-27T21:20:00.000-08:00

Monkey wanted to post photos of the Lego car he put together.. by himself :) It was one of his Christmas presents. This is what MoNkEy had to say:

I didn't have no help. Um, my dad was impressed. The doors can open on the side.. UP! That's all.

My first post ...

2006-12-01T18:22:00.000-08:00

we ware going sleding
**OK, as typed by mean mommy because she's too impatient to wait for him to find the keys :)**
We were going sledding yesterday. We were going to do a trick and we tumbled down the hill very very fast. And tumbled and tumbled. Ummmm. Tomorrow .. ummm... I am going to get a new game and after that have to go to basketball. And then my friend's father is having a party. He is going to be 49. (41 actually). We already bought him my plane kinda and it's easy to fly and it goes really really high because I tried it. It goes fffffttt. Ummm.

When we were on vacation I bought a gun. And we went on this sliding many many times and my new friend got to go on it many many times. (water slide). After that we went back to the hotel. I brought my truck with me that I bought. And my new friend's mom guarded the place. (she worked there). Sometimes I slid off my mat and sometimes we made a train. And the train accidentally broke. My dad was always first kinda, and my mom video taped me.

OK. Dat's it. Bye. Monkey.